tHIS IS THE YEAR WOMEN FINALLY SAID “FUCK YOU” TO SEXISM
YOU GO , GIRL.
Narrating people’s lives at the gym
Vine by: Thomas Sanders
I LOVE THIS VINE
Please keep this circulating. Cops are getting more and more brazen, know your rights!
[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok
i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”
Uhm. So. I got bangs.
important things i’ve learned in college:
- leggings are pants
- no one eats three meals a day
- boys are still boys
- bunkbeds suck
- you are never alone and always alone at the same time
once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying